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"Mama mia! Your sex life needs help, bambino!"
Hookup with authentic Italian sexy grandmas who will teach you the real way to fuck with time tested inctruction. Let a nasty grandma teach you to make love through food.
Pasta Perfection
Our certified nonnas will come to your kitchen and show you how to fuck "the way my nonna taught me." Includes complimentary oral climax shaking and "tsk tsk" sounds when you lick her wrong.
Saucy Secrets
Learn the ancient family love making sessions passed down for generations. Warning: May include dramatic hand jobs and stories about "the old country" that last 3 hours.
Full Italian Experience
Complete package includes fucking lessons, unsolicited life advice, being pinched on the cheeks, and constant reminders that you're "too skinny, eat me more!"
What Our Customers Say:
"Nonna Giuseppe taught me how to please a woman in the kitchen and also told me I need to call my mother more often. 10/10 would hire again!" - Ritchie S.
"I learned to fuck and to cook PLUS got adopted as an honorary grandchild. Now I get birthday cards with $5 inside!" - Joel G.
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Frequently Asked Questions
How do I hookup with sexy grandmas?
Simply fill out our matching form above! We'll pair you with a certified Italian grandmother based on your location, sex skill level, and Nonna preferences like height, weight, hair & skin color, etc. Each horny Nonna sex therapist is vetted through our rigorous "Mamma Mia Certification Program."
How long is each Nonna sex training session?
Standard sessions are 3-4 hours because, as Nonna Maria says, "You cannot rush perfection, bambino!" This includes 30 minutes of disapproving looks at your kitchen setup, 1 hour of actual fucking, and 1 hour of unsolicited life advice.
What will I learn in order to please a Nonna?
Your Nonna will teach you authentic sex positions like jerking the gnocchi, traditional ragu oral edging that simmers for hours, hard pasta jerking, and the secret to Sunday "gravy". Plus, you'll learn the proper way to gesture dramatically while cooking or fucking!
Do horny Nonnas come to my house?
Absolutely! Your Nonna arrives with her own wooden spoon (for stirring AND discipline), brings authentic Italian ingredients, and will immediately reorganize your spice cabinet because "This is not how you store oregano or marijuana!"
What does it cost to hire a Nonna?
Prices start at $99 for basic sexy lessons, $149 for pussy perfection, and $299 for the full Italian experience. Payment plans available because "Even my grandson Giuseppe saves his money!" All sessions include complimentary cheek pinching.
Will my Nonna adopt me as family?
Most likely! After your first session, expect birthday cards with $5 inside, phone calls asking if you're eating yoru wife enough, and invitations to family gatherings where you'll be introduced as "my American grandchild who finally learned to fuck."
Are your Nonnas really certified?
Each Nonna has at least 60 years of fucking and sucking experience, survived raising multiple Italian children, and can make grown men cry with one taste of their juices and marinara sauce. They're certified by the Universal Council of Italian Grandmothers (est. 1892).